Episodes

April 20, 2014

56: The Loading Phase

A rare weekend recording and release. He Is Risen. Some notes and corrections: Kurtwood Smith: Totally not gay. My bad, Clarence. It's actually been something like 74 weeks since we started, not 66. Meaning we owe roug…
April 11, 2014

55: Cooking Up A Rape Drink

OH SO NOW YOU ARE ALL WOUND UP THAT THERE ARE TWO EPISODES IN ONE WEEK. I CAN'T PLEASE YOU. LISTEN TO BALECAST INSTEAD, FRIGGEN NERD. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
April 8, 2014

54: "Imunna go because you're swearing at me now"

YEAH OK I GET IT THE PODCAST IS A LITTLE LATE MAN SORRY I GOT SHIT TO DO IN MY REAL LIFE DOOG SO QUIT YELLING AT ME AND LISTEN TO THE EPISODE OK GOD. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
March 26, 2014

53: Vietmom

This is probably the worst into and outro music combination of any episode. It was funny at first, but now I just feel sick. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
March 13, 2014

52: C'mon Man S01E01

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Feb. 28, 2014

51: Ron Giddo Fan Fiction

When we first started out, I was go excited to write episode descriptions here. I was so green and wide eyed. 51 episodes later, I actually have come to resent people who read this instead of just listening. Don't be Ron…
Feb. 21, 2014

50: PUNKGIRL.COM

A full van for Episode 50. sean Doody, Gabri and Mike Dikk of Kissing Contest fame join us on this leg of the journey. Sean Doody blows a gasket and we talk about jizz a lot. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone…
Feb. 9, 2014

49: The Drunk Hans Playbook

Back on the prowl after a few weeks away. This episode features a really bad date, a tour recap, and the "Omaha" of The Drunk Hans Playbook. Listen or die trying. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan. 27, 2014

48: Sheriff Apple Put My Father Away

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Jan. 15, 2014

47: Find A Better Falafel

MICHELLE! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan. 4, 2014

46: I Give Up; The Fourth Attempt at Recording Episode 46

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Dec. 19, 2013

45: Uber For Assholes

Can we curse in the title on iTunes? I guess we are about to find out. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec. 4, 2013

44: A Year Sort-Of In Review

Can you believe it's only been a year? We get heavy on Paul Walker conspiracies and Sleater-Kinney. Have at it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov. 29, 2013

43: Jerry Seinfeld's Last Breath

Our Thanksgiving miracle baby. I am full of food and can't move or breathe or think. Podcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov. 21, 2013

42: Schrodinger's Episode

Another "four people in a room" episode that is so popular with the kids these days. Special guests Justin Kiss and Gabri teach us how not to hit on a service professional. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.f…
Nov. 12, 2013

41: The Musical Embarrassment Episode

Dude, I can't even. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct. 29, 2013

40: I'm Bad at Crime

Back after a week's vacation. Master Prep Cook Sean Doody joins us and weaves a web of extraordinary legal woes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct. 15, 2013

39: "I've been known to travel"

Back in the studio after our super dope live show. A few weird internet things happening here, apologize for any weird noises you may encounter. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct. 1, 2013

38: LIVE at St. Vitus, Brooklyn NY

This actually came together really well. Podcasts are weird because you have very little raw data to go on as to who enjoys it. Download numbers are too skewed to use, reviews are spotty, and people you know are like "Oh hey…
Sept. 28, 2013

37: The Arby's with the Wi-Fi

This....gets weird. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sept. 21, 2013

36: Wal-Martsburg, WV

Hopefully this episode goes smooth, without the technical hassles from 35. Hans drops a billion dollar idea for Wal-Mart, I offer to fire a crossbow at music fans, and Tinder makes it's first Overnight Drive appearance. Lear…
Sept. 13, 2013

35: Weekend at Barney's

Ok, take two. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sept. 4, 2013

34: Monsanto Barn

The summer makes me lazy. And I was all set to put this up yesterday, but my computer was being a dick. HAPPY LABOR DAY. This episode is mostly me getting heavy on Facebook and maybe a little too drunk for my own good. Te…
Aug. 25, 2013

33: Stop at Every Starbucks

Back after a weeks vacation to answer your Tumblr questions and to learn what Glens Falls slang for a mentally handicapped person is. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices