Episodes
July 3, 2025
EP. 325 MUMMIFIED IN PHILLY
ARE YOU A NIGHT SHOWER GUY OR A MORNING SHOWER GUY. WWW.PATREON.COM/WORSTPOSSIBLETIMELINE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
June 26, 2025
EP. 324 PRE-DIABETIC IN EUROPE
SOMETHIN'S GONNA GET YA. WWW.PATREON.COM/WORSTPOSSIBLETIMELINE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 29, 2025
EP. 323 Star
RIP to our buddy Dave. www.patreon.com/worstpossibletimeline Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 5, 2025
EP. 322 CEDE CONTROL TO MOTHERBRAIN
FAITHLESS IS HE WHO SAYS FAREWELL WHEN THE ROAD DARKENS. www.patreon.com/worstpossibletimeline Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
April 24, 2025
EP. 321 BOWLING ON MONDAYS
YOU'RE ONLINE ALL DAY. WWW.PATREON.COM/WORSTPOSSIBLETIMELINE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
April 10, 2025
WPT CLASSICS 001: YOUTUBE CONSPIRACY THEORY THEATER 2018
TAKIN IT WAY BACK TO 2018 ANCIENT TEXT WWW.PATREON.COM/WORSTPOSSIBLETIMELINE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
March 25, 2025
EP. 320 SPACE WITCH
SPACE ELONGATES YOUR FACIAL FEATURES HOMIE HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW THAT? WWW.PATREON.COM/WORSTPOSSIBLETIMELIME Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
March 18, 2025
EP. 319 FLY AWAY MONEY ANGELS
HIT THE PATREON WWW.PATREON.COM/WORSTPOSSIBLETIMELINE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
March 8, 2025
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THIS IS A FREE PATREON EPISODE TO TEST OUT A POTENTIAL NEW FORMAT. PLEASE CONSIDER DONATING TO WWW.PATREON.COM/WORSTPOSSIBLETIMELINE FOR BACKLOG OF BONUS AND AD FREE EPISODES AS WELL AS ALL FUTURE BONUS EPS. THANK YOU! Learn ...
March 3, 2025
EP. 318 MYSTIC RHYTHMS
AD FREE AND BONUS EPISODES AT WWW.PATREON.COM/WORSTPOSSIBLETIMELINE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb. 22, 2025
EP. 317 ROADKILL CAPITAL
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Feb. 14, 2025
EP. 316 HACK REALITY
VIDEO EPISODE ON PATREON WWW.PATREON.COM/WORSTPOSSIBLETIMELINE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan. 30, 2025
EP. 315 FREE DIRT
CRAIGSLIST FREE SECTION WWW.PATREON.COM/WORSTPOSSIBLETIMELINE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan. 22, 2025
EP. 314 PROPOSITION PAT
BUY FOR A DOLLAR, SELL FOR TWO. WWW.PATREON.COM/WORSTPOSSIBLETIMELINE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan. 15, 2025
EP. 313 PASS THE WORM
YOU ARE MORE POWERFUL WITH THE WORM. WWW.PATREON.COM/WORSTPOSSIBLETIMELINE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan. 4, 2025
EP. 312 THE REMEMBER-SODE 2024
I GOT YOUR BACK BUT YA BEST TO WATCH YA FRONT. WWW.PATREON.COM/WORSTPOSSIBLETIMELINE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec. 21, 2024
EP. 311 REASONABLE GUY TAKES
WE JUST WANNA SEE PEOPLE PROSPER. WWW.PATREON.COM/WORSTPOSSIBLETIMELINE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec. 12, 2024
EP. 310 IT'S THE OTHER WAY
YOU WANT IT ONE WAY BUT IT'S THE OTHER WAY. WWW.PATREON.COM/WORSTPOSSIBLETIMELINE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec. 4, 2024
EP. 309 INSANE PERSON HOUR
LONG GREYHOUND RIDE. WWW.PATREON.COM/WORSTPOSSIBLETIMELINE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov. 23, 2024
EP 308 THREE DOLLAR HOTELS
JAKARTA NUMBER ONE! WWW.PATREON.COM/WORSTPOSSIBLETIMELINE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov. 14, 2024
EP. 307 EQUAL WEIGHT
EVERYTHING OLD IS NEW AND SHITTY AGAIN WOW. WWW.PATREON.COM/WORSTPOSSIBLETIMELINE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov. 3, 2024
EP. 306 OVERSELLING
IM GETTING REALLY INTO LUTHERANISM. LAST ONE BEFORE THE APOCALYPSE. WWW.PATREON.COM/WORSTPOSSIBLETIMELINE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct. 24, 2024
EP. 305 THE BOGDANOVICH PRINCIPLE
THE STEELE DOSSIER WWW.PATREON.COM/WORSTPOSSIBLETIMELINE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct. 10, 2024
EP. 304 FAMILY GUY
DISENGAGE FROM THE CAPITALIST SYSTEM. WWW.PATREON.COM/WORSTPOSSIBLETIMELINE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices